Don't Be an Asshole

by Appleby Ram

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This is our first digital single, with a digital A-side and a digital B-side. You buy the A-side ("Don't Be An Asshole"), and get the B-side ("It's Rock and Roll") for free.

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released January 4, 2019

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Track Name: Don't Be an Asshole
DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE
APPLEBY RAM
© and ℗ 2019 Music & Lyrics by Peter Stutterheim

Verse 1:
Don’t take up two spots parking your car
You may think you’re alone, yet here we all are

You can be direct, but you shouldn’t be rude
Just be polite, it’s not that hard to do

All people are equal, live and let live
Don’t hold a grudge, but forget and forgive

Don’t block the sidewalk, you’re not the police
A blind man may just want to go by, so please

Don’t smoke in parks when there’s kids everywhere
Go a fair distance and don’t spoil the air

Don’t use the F-word with children around
Just mind your language, it’s not a nice sound

Clean up your dog poop, I know it’s a drag
The street looks much cleaner, so just bring a bag

Chorus:
Don’t be an asshole, don’t be a jerk
But do what you can to make it all work
At home, on the street, or in school, or at work
Just don’t be an asshole and don’t be a jerk

Verse 2:
When you lead your life with the people around you
Start thinking of how you do what you do

When you’re watching a movie, turn off your phone
Others are there too, you’re not there alone

Please use your blinkers when you turn left or right
And switch on your headlights when it’s dark at night

There’s kids on the street, so don’t run a red
And don’t ignore stop signs, you may end up dead

Bullying people who are different from you
Is so not cool! What if they did that to you?

Don’t leave your shopping cart, put it away
Damaging cars is not okay

Say please and thank you, say sorry too
Good manners are easy, that’s nothing new

Chorus:
Don’t be an asshole, don’t be a jerk
But do what you can to make it all work
At home, on the street, or in school, or at work
Just don’t be an asshole and don’t be a jerk

Endverse:
And most importantly, don’t drink and drive
Be a DD and arrive alive

Chorus:
Don’t be an asshole, don’t be a jerk
But do what you can to make it all work
At home, on the street, or in school, or at work
Just don’t be an asshole and don’t be a jerk
Don’t be an asshole, don’t be a jerk
But do what you can to make it all work
At home, on the street, or in school, or at work
Just don’t be an asshole and don’t be a jerk
Track Name: It's Rock and Roll
IT’S ROCK AND ROLL
APPLEBY RAM
© and ℗ 2018 Music & Lyrics by Peter Stutterheim

Verse 1:
When I was young
I had dreams
The world lay open
Or so it seemed

Chorus:
It’s rock and roll
All the way
It’s here for all
And here to stay

Verse 2:
I got older
And I grew up
And the music
Would never stop

Chorus:
It’s rock and roll
All the way
It’s here for all
And here to stay

Verse 3:
Then I got married
And I got kids
And I would teach them
About the hits

Chorus:
It’s rock and roll
All the way
It’s here for all
And here to stay

Bridge

Verse 4:
I am old now
A little grey
But the music
Won’t go away

Chorus:
It’s rock and roll
All the way
It’s here for all
And here to stay

Verse 5:
And when I die
And I am gone
There’s rock and roll
You’ll hear my song

Chorus:
It’s rock and roll
All the way
It’s here for all
And here to stay

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