Verse 1:
So where the hell have you been?
You only just turned sixteen
Barely done playing Lego
You got your gf preggo
But you don’t care
Chorus:
You’re just a dipshit kid
You always ruin it
You break your collarbone
You break your iPhone
Your parents pay or it
Grandparents pay for it
You’re such a dipshit kid
Verse 2:
You drank your mother’s booze
You found your father’s bong
Your grandpa gives you weed
You think it’s all so sweet
And you don’t care
Chorus:
You’re just a dipshit kid
You always ruin it
You break your collarbone
You break your iPhone
Your parents pay or it
Grandparents pay for it
You’re such a dipshit kid
Verse 3:
Oh oh you’re such a moron
And you don’t know what’s going on
Don’t even finish high school
You’re such a bloody fool
But you don’t care
You just don’t care
Chorus:
You’re just a dipshit kid
You always ruin it
You break your collarbone
You break your iPhone
Your parents pay or it
Grandparents pay for it
You’re such a dipshit kid
Outro:
You’re such a dipshit kid
You’re just a dipshit kid
And you don’t care
Dipshit kid!
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