Verse 1:
Don’t take up two spots parking your car
You may think you’re alone, yet here we all are
You can be direct, but you shouldn’t be rude
Just be polite, it’s not that hard to do
All people are equal, live and let live
Don’t hold a grudge, but forget and forgive
Don’t block the sidewalk, you’re not the police
A blind man may just want to go by, so please
Don’t smoke in parks when there’s kids everywhere
Go a fair distance and don’t spoil the air
Don’t use the F-word with children around
Just mind your language, it’s not a nice sound
Clean up your dog poop, I know it’s a drag
The street looks much cleaner, so just bring a bag
Chorus:
Don’t be an asshole, don’t be a jerk
But do what you can to make it all work
At home, on the street, or in school, or at work
Just don’t be an asshole and don’t be a jerk
Verse 2:
When you lead your life with the people around you
Start thinking of how you do what you do
When you’re watching a movie, turn off your phone
Others are there too, you’re not there alone
Please use your blinkers when you turn left or right
And switch on your headlights when it’s dark at night
There’s kids on the street, so don’t run a red
And don’t ignore stop signs, you may end up dead
Bullying people who are different from you
Is so not cool! What if they did that to you?
Don’t leave your shopping cart, put it away
Damaging cars is not okay
Say please and thank you, say sorry too
Good manners are easy, that’s nothing new
Chorus:
Don’t be an asshole, don’t be a jerk
But do what you can to make it all work
At home, on the street, or in school, or at work
Just don’t be an asshole and don’t be a jerk
Endverse:
And most importantly, don’t drink and drive
Be a DD and arrive alive
Chorus:
Don’t be an asshole, don’t be a jerk
But do what you can to make it all work
At home, on the street, or in school, or at work
Just don’t be an asshole and don’t be a jerk
Don’t be an asshole, don’t be a jerk
But do what you can to make it all work
At home, on the street, or in school, or at work
Just don’t be an asshole and don’t be a jerk
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